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Ruy López Opening: Marshall, Main line, Spassky Variation coming in clutch rn

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Sleepy simp lmao, take care of yourself simp

4:00 Did he miss checkmate in 2? Nxe7+ Kh8 Ng6#

In Drawback Chess, if it was possible to capture the king en passant, clicking the piece that can capture will make the king “appear” on a square so that it’s possible to capture it. Missed opportunity to see if it works in Duck Chess

dude the fact you fell asleep mid recording is just one of those things that I want to learn about you

Video 213 of asking simp to play fps chess

Video 212 of asking simp to play fps chess

In normal chess, a game is still winnable without capturing (just do a check-mate), but not in drawback chess, where you need to actually capture the king.

2:08 lost challenge

We are so easily entertained, Simp can literally create this content in his sleep

3:09 Duh... ...but you're a "paid actor" for forcing your opponent to end the video

Bro really needs to stop saying, "Surely he won't play [only legal move] just to end my own video, RIGHT?"

6:38 couldn't you just capture with the pawn (using the Juke spell)

Simp falling asleep at midnight would be tragic, if it weren't for the fact he introduced the video with "Good Afternoon", and each game is 10 minutes maximum.

In drawback chess, if a king castles out of or through check, the opponent may immediately move a piece to either square to win the game

At 4:00 isn't Kxe7++ duck on f7 a stronger continuation? You get a forced Kh8 duck on g6 or mate

4:00 you should have went Nxe7 double check with duck on h8

It's a shame that most of the opponents are 1500? rated... it's one of the better variants, and when i try to play it, i get 1500s as well

4:16 Nf6 duck h6, Kh8 is forced Qh7. Checkmate in 2. You're only supposed to look for better checkmate, when you have checkmate in 1. 6:39 Testosterone. The answer is Testosterone.

Two kings in adjacent squares is like two dicks touching each other. It feels weird, but at the same time it doesn't feel wrong.

Holy hell

At 2:20 wouldn't b3, Db6 have almost trapped his queen?

Win 2 games, gets 5 elo. Well balanced ladder.

You cannot en passant the king in duck chess. I tried to by accident once, because I got the games confused.

6:40 I gotta say, I looked around for just about everything. Nf6 or f5 to trap the queen? No, he has duckf6 stopping both. Qa5 to flank the king? No, nothing there. Pawn break in the middle to open lines? But that's not worh giving up a bishop. In the end I said "f it, I have no clue, I'm just gonna say it was bc it's a blunder and you're trolling". *And I started laughing when you said that it absolutely was.* 😂

9:53 It seems that you’ve gotten your 100-rated arc

Bro is narcoleptic

New lore dropped: Simp sometimes falls asleep! This is going in my logbook.

Being able to move your king into check changes the stalemate dynamic.

3:09 isn't that a free queen after bishop b5 duck to c6? It's a pin with an unprotected piece but you block the only way they can take/block you.

I’m pretty sure the king capture en passant rule is exclusive to drawback chess

You have become the very thing you swore to destroy... the paid actor

It'd be kinda funny to mention the elo change. "3 wins and 1 losses, +5.3 rating points"

7:20 You also said you woke up and made coffee before playing game 4 Smh 1 move blunder whilst wide awake

0:19 Fact: that was not your first chinese opponent, I saw a video with aanother chinese opponent 3:10 you missed Bb5 duck on c6, that wins a woman (unless I am dumb and I didn't know a duck can replace a square a piece just moved from) 5:26 bro, this ain't homework for you nice last game though

Take care of yourself simp. The views ain't worth your health

Simp actually lost the third game but doesn't want us to know

4:00 You had a really good move here. Nxe7-Θh8

Simp admitting both a loss and a blunder in the same video? What kind of bizaaro world are we living in?

Yes, let's get into today's cun-tent.

So pretty! Also I really like that the spells really build on the mechanics of chess. The spells of "normal" spell chess seem kinda out of place. But here you gain positional advantages, extra movements. Well, aside from the piece swap, which is also more on the weird side..

No fucking way...

Sicilian Duckfense

4:03 coward

I've never played duck chess but if his queen came out to attack the bishop couldn't you nF6 and duckF3 to attack the queen and block his retreat? The knight isn't threatened by the queen and is protected by the pawn so after he makes a choice you either get to decline a queen trade or get a free pawn. Let me know if I'm wrong I guess.

Day 1 of asking Chess Simp to start a "Xiangqi Simp" channel

10:12 would Knight to e2 be worth playing? Looks like a strong attack on the king, followed by either more attacks or trading the knight for a queen (or king if he doesnt use the duck to block)

3:09 wouldn't Bb5 with duck on c6 be the best move? Or am I missing something

4:04 knight f6 double check wins the queen